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New York
Interpreter,
Daily Edition, November
3rd, 1925
CANADIAN PARLIAMENT DECLARES
ANTHRO’S HUMAN BEINGS?
In a recent move that shocked American diplomats, the Canadian Parliament has
moved legislation into effect that recognize "anthropomorphic
persons" as human beings.
The move came last Thursday during a special session of Parliament where
Prime Minister Fianna placed the motion on floor by decree. American diplomats have
warned the Prime Minister of doing so, citing the effect on recent slave escape rates.
The Prime Minister replied by saying "These anthromorphic persons have demonstrated
the wit and will of any man, and should be recognized as such. I feel that
this move is fully necessary in the eyes of the people, as well as in the
eyes of God."
Protesters have already mobbed the Canadian embassy demanding a repeal
of the amendment to their constitution. Canadian workers there were bombarded
with tin cans and over-ripe tomatoes, as well as several obscene verbal
battering referring to bestiality.
The President plans to travel to Canada next week and discuss
the matter personally with Prime Minister Fianna.
GERMANY CALLED TO STAND
BEFORE LEAGUE OF NATIONS
The Weimar republic was asked to appear in front of the International assembly
and explain their unwillingness to pay war debts from the world war this
week.
German ambassadors claim that the lateness is due to
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